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PostPosted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:39 pm    Post subject: playjazzguitar is 'bitchin' Reply with quote

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Graham



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I set my language preference up incorrectly. Can somebody translate that last post? Shocked
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WOW!!
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's just a snoop dog language abuse generator, only reason I haven't removed it is because some may find it amusing.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thought you'd like it, it's www.gizoogle.com enter a website and it translates it to 'gansta speek' Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

let it in, itīs a dialect, a good frind speaks this englisch too, the british members understand it, also i know what it means Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hanni wrote:
let it in, itīs a dialect, a good frind speaks this englisch too, the british members understand it, also i know what it means Laughing


Well I really wish you would explain it to me. The first words that come to mind are "Do you speak english?". Laughin my arse off
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Although it was funny enough to read through it does say "Check it out bitch ass #####." Not too cool!! That's the only part that messes it up in my eyes. later
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

alfonso wrote:
Although it was funny enough to read through it does say "Check it out bitch ass #####." Not too cool!! That's the only part that messes it up in my eyes. later


I went ahead and removed the last word, again I would have blown the whole thing away but thought I'd leave it as some may find it amusing.

This generator is like so 5 years ago, but anyway.

If anyone else has a problem with this, let me know by PM and we'll deal with it appropriately.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i'm glad alfonso caught that. that's totally not cool in my book.

i was gonna make a "imus" joke after this first got posted, but i thought maybe i'm getting too sensitive. it's funny, as long as it's clear as to what it is (the snoop-izer) and not a stereotype as to how ALL african americans talk--cuz that would be some serious BS. i'm hoping everyone reading this (especially those not from the US) digs that.

let's just leave it at that...we all got good heads on our shoulders here, right? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mr. beaumont wrote:
i'm glad alfonso caught that. that's totally not cool in my book.


Yeah, I am too. Honestly I didn't read it. I recognized what it was, glazed over it and...opps, missed a spot! Embarassed

I've had friends of differing ethnic backgrounds where we could joke around with each other. I mean, I spent many years in Oaktown where I was often the only white guy around, I got poked at a lot! But it was all in good fun, nothing more.

But, some can't deal. And that's okay. Wink
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

gorecki, the studentīs use this language and itīs funny, sometimes i did the same in german language with my boyfrind, i did it at singing and it bugs the piano player because he wantīs a clean english and german from us, a funny joke
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ah, sorry I missed the offending word, I tried to read it through but my brain refused to let me Laughing
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