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Mark004
Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 73 Location: Scotland
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 9:39 pm Post subject: playjazzguitar is 'bitchin' |
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Graham
Joined: 29 Mar 2007 Posts: 44 Location: Ontario, Canada
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 2:26 am Post subject: |
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I think I set my language preference up incorrectly. Can somebody translate that last post?  _________________ Graham |
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jazzerchick
Joined: 31 Oct 2006 Posts: 954 Location: SanAntonio , Tx
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Gorecki Site Admin

Joined: 06 Oct 2005 Posts: 62505 Location: Glenwood, MD
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:19 am Post subject: |
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It's just a snoop dog language abuse generator, only reason I haven't removed it is because some may find it amusing. _________________
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Bjorn
Joined: 04 Jan 2005 Posts: 1035 Location: Denmark
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 _________________ Ibanez Guitars - Classical Guitar - 7-String Classical Guitar - 6-string YAMAHA JONH PATITUCCI signature - 8 String Mandolin - 10 String Viola Caipira - Cavaquinho - Pianica & Flutes.
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Mark004
Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 73 Location: Scotland
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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Thought you'd like it, it's www.gizoogle.com enter a website and it translates it to 'gansta speek'  _________________ "It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem." - Douglas Adams |
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hanni
Joined: 01 Sep 2006 Posts: 660 Location: germany
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:11 am Post subject: |
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let it in, itīs a dialect, a good frind speaks this englisch too, the british members understand it, also i know what it means  |
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Gorecki Site Admin

Joined: 06 Oct 2005 Posts: 62505 Location: Glenwood, MD
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:43 am Post subject: |
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| hanni wrote: | let it in, itīs a dialect, a good frind speaks this englisch too, the british members understand it, also i know what it means  |
Well I really wish you would explain it to me. The first words that come to mind are "Do you speak english?".  _________________
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alfonso

Joined: 25 May 2005 Posts: 1256 Location: Sacramento
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Although it was funny enough to read through it does say "Check it out bitch ass #####." Not too cool!! That's the only part that messes it up in my eyes. later |
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Gorecki Site Admin

Joined: 06 Oct 2005 Posts: 62505 Location: Glenwood, MD
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:44 pm Post subject: |
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| alfonso wrote: | | Although it was funny enough to read through it does say "Check it out bitch ass #####." Not too cool!! That's the only part that messes it up in my eyes. later |
I went ahead and removed the last word, again I would have blown the whole thing away but thought I'd leave it as some may find it amusing.
This generator is like so 5 years ago, but anyway.
If anyone else has a problem with this, let me know by PM and we'll deal with it appropriately. _________________
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mr. beaumont

Joined: 10 Apr 2006 Posts: 907 Location: chicago
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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i'm glad alfonso caught that. that's totally not cool in my book.
i was gonna make a "imus" joke after this first got posted, but i thought maybe i'm getting too sensitive. it's funny, as long as it's clear as to what it is (the snoop-izer) and not a stereotype as to how ALL african americans talk--cuz that would be some serious BS. i'm hoping everyone reading this (especially those not from the US) digs that.
let's just leave it at that...we all got good heads on our shoulders here, right?  _________________ For the guitar is the most unpredictable and least reliable musical instrument in existence...and also the sweetest, the warmest, the most delicate, whose melancholic voice awakes in our soul exquisite reveries.
Andres Segovia
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Gorecki Site Admin

Joined: 06 Oct 2005 Posts: 62505 Location: Glenwood, MD
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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| mr. beaumont wrote: | i'm glad alfonso caught that. that's totally not cool in my book.
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Yeah, I am too. Honestly I didn't read it. I recognized what it was, glazed over it and...opps, missed a spot!
I've had friends of differing ethnic backgrounds where we could joke around with each other. I mean, I spent many years in Oaktown where I was often the only white guy around, I got poked at a lot! But it was all in good fun, nothing more.
But, some can't deal. And that's okay.  _________________
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hanni
Joined: 01 Sep 2006 Posts: 660 Location: germany
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:41 am Post subject: |
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| gorecki, the studentīs use this language and itīs funny, sometimes i did the same in german language with my boyfrind, i did it at singing and it bugs the piano player because he wantīs a clean english and german from us, a funny joke |
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Mark004
Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Posts: 73 Location: Scotland
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 7:57 pm Post subject: |
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ah, sorry I missed the offending word, I tried to read it through but my brain refused to let me  _________________ "It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem." - Douglas Adams |
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